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The Matterhorn, which isn’t actually all that tall or fast, makes for a good first roller-coaster experience for the young child.  Lewis first went on it when he was three, although it perhaps was not an altogether positive experience: he began yelling “Stop! Stop!” when the car was nowhere near stopping, and this is of course an experience that you’re locked into.  As a four year old, he had a better time: he started calling it “Mistletoe Mountain,” no one knows why.

A classic urban legend states that there is a basketball court inside the Matterhorn, and that legend turns out to be…true .

An aside: when did they start trading on Tinkerbell’s body? She was always hot, but on t-shirts, posters, etc, she’s been showing off her goodies more and more. Ariel was, of course, the great pioneer where this sort of toon-sexploitation is concerned.

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